Sunday, May 31, 2009

TooDoo DooDoo List

I have been a little busy making a to-do list in my head for the past for weeks. There are certain things that I would like to accomplish this summer that should give my life a bit more order. Some will only be started in the summer and continue on past August, but I at least would like to get them started. I am taking suggestions for things that could be fun or productive. These suggestions, however, may not come from either of my parents if they pertain to cleaning my room or straightening up at their house. This is a list of things I actually "desire" to do.

Fix up a Schwinn World Sport bicycle that has been unused for far too long.
Clean up the old dart board that has received a few bed sores from sitting in the garage.
Buy darts for said board and start practicing so that I can hussle fools at the Little Brown Jug.
Write songs that I don't end up loathing and being embarrassed of later.
Lose my gut, and build muscle mass while keeping my high alcohol tolerance.
Rid myself of tobacco products in preparation for government to "raw-dog" the majority of my adult life.
Save money.
Limiting myself and roommates to 6 minute showers. Water isn't too costly but water heaters are.
Pissing outside more often.
2 camping trips. 1 with my dad for a day or two with some intense fishing and eating. 1 with my friends with some moderate fishing, extreme liberation, and intense inebriation.
Being neater and more diligent with my room and common areas.
Limiting myself to 2 hookers per week.
Ride the Schwinn at least 1 hour per day. I'd like to start riding for a certain distance and raise the bar a bit every week. No, I do not want to participate in some cycling marathon. I enjoy real sports. I don't want to be the best at exercising.
Make an album with my good friend Clark. I want to record every instrument. Suggestions on instruments to incorporate?
Clean an old fish tank and put an animal/some animals in it.
Grow some plants. I don't really care what type of plant but I would like to make something grow and be nice to look at, or smell...or smoke or sell!!!!! (calm down, Father-I keed I keed)
Make some wine.
Build a small still just to see if I can do it. I do believe that it is legal to produce 1 gallon per year as long as you don't sell it.


Suggestions? Comments? Questions? Wanna give me money? Wanna be my friend?

No comments: